I’m at the mall right now, and I went here with my girlfriend Chelsea (and today we’re celebrating half a year together) and her best friend, who’s really fun. His name is Raoul.
The point is.. They went somewhere to buy me a present for today and I’m looking for a present for her as well, but I can’t find shit, and I just have 100€. And I’m in a freaking mall. I feel like poop.